Archive for April, 2002

Happy Arbor Day!

Thursday, April 25th, 2002

This is always a busy week for me. My best friend’s birthday was the 22nd and my dog, Kylie’s, birthday was today. [Isn't she cute!] But here’s something I found puzzling recently.. A local furniture store advertising their Arbor Day Sale, with big discounts on all Oak and Pine furniture! So.. we’re showing our appreciation [...]

Lord Stanley’s Cup

Thursday, April 18th, 2002

The playoff’s have begun! Those of you ignorant to the wonderful world of hockey, coolest game on earth, sport of the gods, will have to bear with me. We are embarking on the best 60 days of the year. It was a very weird season so I refuse to make predictions but here’s my breakdown: [...]

Attitude / Schmattitude.

Friday, April 12th, 2002

By now you may have decided I just have a bad attitude. I can certainly see why you may have formed that opinion. I personally prefer to think of it as a healthy dose of cynicism or, at worst, over-active sarcasm. So I thought I’d just take a minute to share a couple of my [...]

Dude, You’re gettin’ arrested.

Wednesday, April 10th, 2002

Have you ever wondered what that annoying guy on the Dell Computer commercials does in his spare time? Neither have I, but now I know.. He, or some guy who looks very much like him, goes around knocking on doors after midnight and perpetrating various misdemeanors like disturbing the peace, indecent exposure, public intoxication, etc. [...]

Law & Order

Monday, April 8th, 2002

Something is seriously wrong with the media in America. Hopefully that’s not a startling revelation to anyone at this point. But I have realized recently that something is seriously wrong with me for which I blame the media. I cannot take anything seriously. Last week the local evening news was on and one of the [...]

Zig-a-zig-ahh

Monday, April 1st, 2002

Okay, two things in particular are really bothering me at the moment. First and foremost, I live in Hell! Literally speaking I reside outside Denver. It’s absolutely beautiful here, the Avalanche rule [NHL], and people couldn’t be much friendlier. However, on a smaller scale, my neighborhood is a dump! Again, speaking literally the brand new [...]