Look up the word ‘doofus‘ in the dictionary and you’ll see a picture of this guy:

Evan Marriott, aka “Joe Millionaire”
Okay, Yes.. I’m watching it okay!? And I have no excuse. Except that as I mentioned I have dropped many of my previous favorites this season so what am I supposed to do.. read?? But hey, my friend Kathy is watching it and she has never watched any reality tv ever! Not even one single episode of “The Real World” or “Survivor” ever - unless she happened to be at my house on the wrong night. Kathy must be responsible for those ‘highest ratings ever.’ I told her I wondered if as strong independent women with at least an ounce of pride, we should be insulted and offended by the portrayal of women as gold digging morons who blather on about how they’ve always dreamed of being a princess… but then I decided screw it I was never the feminist type. Women are idiots - and bitchy ones at that and any grown woman who would sign up for this freak show and voluntarily degrade themselves over a DOOFUS deserve what they get. How sad are these girls? Excuse me.. women! Half of them look at least 8 years older than they claim to be - I think that’s why they keep showing their ages on screen, to give everybody time to catch on and say “24 My Ass!” But enough about the hapless, clueless contestants. Let’s get back to the doofus..
Are you kidding me?? He can’t be as dumb as he seems… “I want to see wich of these girls is here to get to know me, not to win me.” HELLO!?! Or here’s a good one.. “I think she’s here for the wrong reason.” What exactly would the RIGHT reasons be, Swifty? Not exactly the brightest bulb in the pack are you, Mr. Evan Marriott? You’d have to be pretty dim to only be making $19K doing construction work in Cali. The average salary for a construction worker there currently is $42,000. In this week’s installment I’m pretty sure they changed his job description from “construction worker” to “he moves dirt.” But don’t be too quick to buy into all his humble pie about how his life is oh so un-glamorous. Check out this very ‘revealing’ little expose’ on the smoking gun .com about Joe Millionaire’s former modeling career. And be sure and check out the pose on page 2 of the story and tell me if you believe his claim that he has NEVER lied to a girl before to get her to go out with him. - Yeah right! But seriously, if you look at his face in that picture he just looks as dumb as a bag of rocks, god bless him. And he can’t even do a Blue Steele! Boy this really was his chance of a lifetime.
At first I thought it would be better if they some really smooth charming attractive guy to play the part, but then I realized the elements added by making Joe Millionaire a total Doofus.. You get to make fun of him along with the bimbos, plus it enhances and accentuates their bimboness when they say things like, “He’s sooo charming,” or “He’s just so witty.” Because he’s actually a total Doofus! I guess it’s just hard to see clearly with those dollar $ign$ in your eyes.
So while, yes, I am slightly ashamed to admit to watching Joe Millionaire, I just can’t wait