Just got back from a west coast jaunt. Spent 2 nights and a day in Vegas. god I love Vegas as much as any non-gambling person possibly could. I don�t even know why; but as soon as I got on the strip I was literally bouncing, “I’m over-stimulated! I’m over-stimulated!” It is the tackiest place on earth and it is heavenly! Especially the Bellagio, I could watch those fountains for hours. I am so easily entertained! It could only be better if George Clooney and Brad Pitt were standing there (Ocean’s 11 reference) – or my boyfriend, but that would violate our “avoid Vegas pact” established to prevent us from getting drunk and ending up at the drive-thru wedding chapel. Then we went on to Cali., Orange County specifically. Been there many times, but it’s always a good time. My friend Steve lives there and we have adopted his parents, so it’s like visiting home.
But speaking of being easily entertained.. Since returning I have been trying to catch up on my TV viewing. (Have I mentioned yet in this entry how much I love my TiVo?) And here are the highlights:
Joe Millionaire (aka, the doofus) and the clear front-runner Sarah. Boy did she have me fooled! Aside from being a totally shallow superficial gold-digging bimbo, I considered her kind of cold and stuck-up. But, surprise, surprise! Once again our friends at thesmokinggun.com have dug up the truth.. She’s a freakin’ fetish film star! I checked out some of the pictures, it’s definitely her. At first I was thinkin’ well at least she’s got her clothes on. Then I started really looking at the pictures.. ‘Hmm.. it’s weird that there’s no actual sex involved.. You can’t really even call it porn.. You know.. umm.. this is reeaaally fucking creepy!’ It finally occurred to me that this is way worse than porn! It’s for people with fantasies of abducting and torturing people. Okay, I really didn’t want to get into it that much. The point is – okay, I forgot what the point was, I’m a little disturbed. But anyway, it was pretty shocking until I watched the last episode and witnessed (or at least read the subtitles for) Sarah’s second date blow job! I’m sorry but that is clearly what was implied with all the “slurp”s and “gulp”s. Nice! This is, by the way, why I referred to her as the front-runner. I certainly hope she wins, she absolutely deserves it. There can’t be more than two more episodes so I guess we’ll see.
But even more entertaining – this week’s episode of ALIAS! Wow! The super bowl paled by comparison. What the hell got into them? Half way thru I was asking – is this the season finale. They had her kickin’ ass from the word go, they brought down SD-6 and the entire alliance, and her and what’s his name made out in the middle of the rubble! Damn! With 5 minutes left I thought it was the final finale! Then suddenly Sloan re-appears and we see Francie’s evil twin standing over Francie’s dead body? What the fuck? Maybe somebody was listening to me and realized something had to be done. It was cool! All shows should be like that all the time! Of course now they have nowhere to go but downhill. Oh that reminds me, I better go make sure I set up my TiVo/VCR combo for the Sunday nite Criminal Intent/Alias double duty. I’ll have to pick this up again later.