Not a lot going on, so here’s a wrap up of sorts.. first the Joe Millionaire finale, what can I say? I have mixed feelings.. I wanted fetish queen Sarah to win, which I thought was losing, so that she would be humiliated and I guess in the end she was, so I can’t complain about that. I can complain that the twist was no twist, I think I suggested in the first week, as probably lots of people did, “They’ll probably give the winners a million dollars just so they don’t get sued.” And everybody can complain at how painfull it was for them to drag twenty minutes worth of programming into two hours of bullshit. But since it did go down the way it did I guess it’s okay that Zora walked away with the money especially since she’s going to send the money to her relatives in Croatia or Tibet or some god forsaken war torn place. I can’t believe I’m buying into the whole Zora the modern day Snow fucking White package! Jeezus, I gotta stop watching so much reality tv. I also watched “the aftermath” just to hear how they addressed the “what really happened in the woods” issue. Especially after as far as I am concerned Sarah with all her whispering about how she thought maybe she lost because she “kissed him” wink, wink) that night totally confirmed the obvious.. she blew him!
And they show a preview of the dorky interviewer guy asking Doofus exactly that “What really happened in the woods?” But then that part of the “exclusive” interview was not included!? What’s that about? I have decided to accept that as further confirmation. I mean they couldn’t very well air it when he answered,”She totally blew me, dude.” (and you know he would have included the “dude” part) Good god let’s move on ’cause I really am glad it’s over.
I’m kinda done with the Michael Jackson thing too (my short attention span at work). Was Fox trying to make us feel sorry for him? Gasp! You mean they manipulated him?! Well that changes everything! Now the man seems perfectly normal, I only wish I could send my kids to summer camp at Neverland. It did make me wonder if maybe his ex-wife isn’t a bigger kook than he is (the one who had the kids, not Lisa Marie but you gotta wonder about her too. i mean she stayed with Jacko longer than she stayed with Nicolas Cage. does that seem reasonable?) Besides now I’m thinking Robert Blake is in contention for the title so I’ve moved on. Now, Baretta I DID feel sorry for when 20/20 was done with him.