Princess Glenda

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All hail Princess Glenda

July 3rd, 2003 by g

Welcome to my new domain ~~~ Princessglenda.com ! Which is really just my same old journal but now you can access it at princessglenda.com. This was my boyfriend’s suggestion once he found out that the url was available. But I should probably explain.. The first person to dub me “Princess Glenda,” was my boss at the first job I had in Hawaii which I got only hours after l got off the plane my first day in Honolulu just so that I would know for sure that I would be able to eat even if I ended up living on the beach (i was young, and stupid, and had not necessarily planned this all out to well.) I worked at The Sharper Image at Ala Moana mall, and I would love to put my boss’ full name here but I’ll just call him Steve. Anyway, I had only worked there a few weeks when he figured out I was a tad high maintenence (or just fucking demanding), so he started calling me Princess Glenda. Well my friends decided it fit so it stuck, at some point I even had a tiara, and a few bosses since have utilized the title.

To celebrate I have provided a brief list of some of my favorite quotes from some of my favorite sources (no, there’s no real connection to the Princess Glenda theme, except that it’s my damn journal, i’ll post what i want, when i want, cause i’m princess glenda!) enjoy:

“Let’s take a ride, Rico.” Sonny Crocket, Miami Vice

“You might wanna put some shorts on or something if you wanna keep fighting crime today.” The Bowler, Mystery Men

“Thank you. That information would have been very helpful to me YESTERDAY.” The Wedding Singer.

“And if they told you badgers made good house pets would you believe that too?”- Dell Griffith, Planes, Trains & Automobiles.

“Disintegration is the best album ever!” Kyle Broslofski, South Park.

“Don’t let the bastards grind you down.” Bono

“Isn’t it strange how truth can change?” Glen Phillips

“I’m at 8! You don’t want to see me at 10!” Puck

“How you doin’?” Joey Tribiani

“Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with digging up a corpse?” Mayor Quimby

“It’s not exactly rocket surgery.” Mike Myers, Mystery Alaska

“I don’t think I need to be involved in anything quite so perilous and harrowing at this point.” (not sure if that’s verbatim) one of the bad guys in Panic Room.

And perhaps the greatest ever:
Tony Soprano to Richie Apriel… “And don’t give me those Manson lamps!”

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaheeheeheehahahaha! -that cracks me up!]

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