HOCKEY: I realize it’s reeaaally early in the season but I have to say it.. WE NEED A FUCKING GOALTENDER! And a coach who’s been behind the bench longer than half a season, otherwise we’re looking at a shameful waste of talent!
While I’m on the subject of sports can I just ask.. How the hell do people watch baseball?!
It’s game four of the world series and I just sat thru the 11th inning and my brain is numb (not that i usually mind that). It’s sooooo boring! How much does Derek Jeeter get paid?! If it’s more than 10 bucks an hour it’s too much expecially since these games last 16 hours. And what’s with the bling-bling? I just don’t like jewelry on a man, it’s way too guido.
Thank god! The Marlins just won.. not that I really care, but at this point the Yankees winning the World Series is like Bill Gates winning the lottery.

TV: Alias is still entertaining me, although if they’re not going to reveal what happened to Sydney for the last two years they should just drop it already. Strangely I suddenly find that I like Sark, hmmm.
Survivor - also still entertaining even tho I despise every last one of them except Rupert - so obviously he’ll be gone very soon.
Everything else is status quo but I’m pretty annoyed that we were in re-runs in week three of the season because of baseball, but I am way over my baseball quota tonight.
~let me pause for a commercial break during the television review to review some commercials. actually it’s public service announcements that i would like to address… there’s one where the land lord is knocking on the door explaining that he can’t keep coming back asking for the rent, and the female tenant is explaining that she’s sorry but, “it’s just that i have five kids.”
god this pisses me off! how irresponsible is this? the rest of us who work hard to pay our bills on time are supposed to feel bad and assume some responsibility for those who couldn’t figure out how to not get knocked up repeatedly?! please! then there’s one about the dangers of smoking where you hear a little girl telling her mother that she is worried about her smoking because if she should end up getting sick then she (the daughter) and her sister won’t have time to play because they will have to do all the cleaning, and also dad will have to do all the cooking, and nobody wants that so she should really quit smoking for the people who lover her. -well, i think we know why mommy started smoking! it’s the only thing she gets to do for herself, besides she’s hoping she’ll get cancer and die sooner. good lord, i wanted to smoke after i heard that. and i don’t even know what to say about the one where doctors are chasing a giant red pollup around the house encouraging men to get themselves checked out! are the do-gooders trying to feed the children and save the world really that out of touch with the rest of us average joe’s? speaking of “average joes” i can’t decide if i want to watch the next train wreck of a reality show where they’re going to force the pretty blonde sorrority girl to go out with a bunch of computer geeks and ‘queer eye’ candidates. we’ll have to see.

THE MATRIX: 14 days ’til ‘Revolutions’!! I watched ‘Reloaded‘ twice last week just to feel prepared. It’s pretty complex for my little brain, I should really take notes. Can’t wait, AND i’m going to see it in Honolulu! cool! yes I’m going to hawaii, can’t wait for that either. most people would be looking forward to the balmy weather and beautiful beaches, but me… Jack in the Box & Zippy’s, woo-hoo!

Oh holy crap, Paul Kariya is out with a wrist injury!
Oh my god, ‘South Park’ is spoofing ‘Queer Eye’!
Okay, well now that I’m revisiting the first two subjects I guess I’ll go.