my boyfriend was complaining the other day about my potty mouth and how it was making him swear more. i pointed out that it was my fucking new year’s resolution in 2003 to swear more so i was just living up to my god damn word. which reminded me i should make a fucking resolution for this new year and technically i think you have til the end of january to do so.
so, i’ve decided that by god, this year i’m going to drink more!

so excuse me while i go get a glass of bailey’s (my current drink of choice).