I work at a mall, or as I call it HELL with air conditioning. And I am so sick of seeing these silly, bleachy, bitchy, too tan girls wearing their low-rise jeans or mini skirts, or micro shorts with their tight little short shirts specifically designed to reveal their oh so trendy tattoo on the [...]
So it occurred to me while watching season two of ‘the restaurant,’ starring rocco dispirito, aka captain douchebag (what a prick! I’m so glad he got cancelled), with all the talk of Mama’s meatballs, that I have NEVER actually eaten meatballs. And believe me I’ve had plenty of opportunities. At restaurants anyway, I mean I’ve [...]
well it was bound to happen.. Queer Eye consultant, Thom who is by far my favorite of the Fab 5, redecorated their recent victim’s home entirely with Restoration Hardware. That’s where I work, in case I haven’t mentioned it recently. Of course it looked lovely when he was done, but… blah. I’m so sick of [...]
by the way i made another trip to my favorite place.. vegas, baby! where the tigers are white & the prostitutes pay taxes. when we rolled into town at 10pm it was 98 degrees – jeezus god it was hot!! so naturally we went directly to jack in the box and got a chocolate shake! [...]
Yeah, yeah, so I’ve been away for awhile, bfd. And since it’s independence day, well actually it was yesterday but the banks and post office were closed today so I think I can make it in just under the wire, anyway, since it’s independence day here’s a relative topic… fireworks. My boyfriend told me yesterday [...]