i realize i should probably just let this go, there’s nothing good going on around here anyway. and i was just sort of watching last night’s tivo’d shows while getting some work done, when i heard the preview for the episode of “lost” that aired tonight, and i quote (well partially quote and partially paraphrase): “Five events will happen on this episode, each more shocking and unimagineable than the last… This is the episode that will change everything.”

yeah right! and if j.j. told you badgers made good housepets would you believe that too? fool me once, shame on you; fool me 16 times, i’m just an idiot! so i’m going to hit play now and i’ll let you know how it goes. perhaps i’ll even hit pause and provide commentary along the way..

okay, first comment.. first commercial break, and no i don’t watch commercials, but when using my 30 second skip (you have to hack your tivo to get that) i saw sydney, so i blipped it back. and wow, i AM an idiot! because i can tell you now where i’ll be 3 weeks from tonight. “Alias returns, with a breathtaking 2 hour event.” and they showed will tippin (ick), and spy mommy (yay!) and the “my name isn’t michael vaughn.”-BAMM! scene. it was very exciting! hmm.. i didn’t see sark, tho. you cannot end alias with no sign of julian sark. what am i saying? they can end alias with sydney giving birth to will’s (who’s been dead for 3 years) quintuplets in a space station in the future, because that’s how rambaldi predicted it. damn you, jj! -on with the show…

without even pausing it i’m just gonna say, how come only the “cool kids” get to go in the hatch? wtf is that about? hurley is right, there’s a loop, you could even call it a clique. and what a fucking nightmare to survivie a plane crash just to end up dealing with high school all over again! btw, that is peg bundy isn’t it? i thought it was, then i thought it wasn’t, now i think it is. same voice, same eyes, but different.

that was certainly a conveniently located crowbar, but if locke is going to open that huge door with a crowbar there are bigger issues. oh hey.. was that the first event? or did finidng the parachute count - it really shouldn’t because they showed that in the previews.

they better step it up.. its half over. and i am not happy w/jack beating sawyer at poker. he couldn’t bluff his way out of a paper bag. (i don’t even know what that means). and i really dislike kate, i usually can’t even remember her name. it is kate right? but i did like her comment about getting a ruler.

ouch! i hope locke remembers where his wheelchair is.

omg! finally! please dont let somebody show up at the last second to enter the numbers! –i think i need a snack to go on.

wasn’t sure if i wanted salty or sweet so i got a handful of wheat thins to eat while i let some ben & jerry’s thaw a little. okay on with the magic..

oh please.. i hate jack! he won the poker game is being all cocky and now he’s gonna go to the hatch and enter the numbers and save the day. lame!

doh! woot alarm! Vex Robotics Starter Kit. I don’t even know what that is. I wonder if $179.99 is a good deal? wait.. gotta blip it back, did they actually not enter the numbers?! wtf? what’s with the blacklight? maybe they used to have raves in the hatch!

okay i would blip it back and pause it on the neon constalation/heirogliphics/graffiti on the door but i’ll leave that to bigger suckers & geeks than me to analyze and post it on the internet. so wait? did that guy enter the numbers or not? did he enter them late and that’s why the blacklights came on and then went off? what a gyp!

hey.. merideth has a sister?! what surgeon is she gonna sleep with? (sorry preview for grey’s anatomy - 2nd best show currently on tv, btw)

okay.. 2 minutes left… nothing has changed.

dammit!! i knew it! we got nowhere! the numbers did get entered in the nick of time dam it! and so what, we know the guy was lying, bfd! of course he was lying! and can somebody please tell me what the 5 events were?! god i hate this show! and the previews look even less promising than usual. hurley’s going to step off or fall off a cliff, whatever. who wouldn’t step off a cliff if they were stranded on an island with these people? i know i would.

grrrrr! i hate this show!