…and the worst parents of the week award goes to… Britney & KFed! Yes, that’s right no sooner did I ask ‘whatever happened to social services investigating Sean Preston’s premature driving lessons.’ and ding-dong. they show up again because, as the story goes, the poor kid took a tumble out of his highchair onto his melon. of course they are blaming the nanny, but they have not fired her, which i suppose is pretty understanding, and i mean its not like she was beating him in the head with a wooden spoon or anything. regardless, i’m thinking that coming from such a shallow gene pool, the last thing this kid needs is to land on his head! so while officials are claiming its “just routine,” it seems to me that having social services show up at the Spederline residence twice in Sean Preston’s short life is not a good start. Let’s face it, the kid is doomed. i’m picturing Jack Osbourne, but with less manners, and rehab at age twelve. Good luck to ya little Cheetoh! [Cheetoh is what the bloggers have nicknamed Britney's first born - it's a white trash reference.]

Previous winners of this prestigious award include Sharon Stone, for sipping champagne in first class while her nanny schlepped her nine month old kid in coach! But what’s disturbing about this story to me is that Sharon Stone has a nine-month old! I mean I know she looks pretty good (apparently she’s got a hell of a plastic surgeon on retainer), but isn’t the woman like forty-ten already? Either way I hope she invested that Basic Instinct 1 money well because I hear the box office from Basic Instinct 2 ain’t gonna cover college tuition for Junior, even if he goes to Brown.

Then there’s proud fur wearer, Gweneth Paltrow and husband, Chris Coldplay Martin who were recent winners just for naming their new son Moses! I guess they were trying to make Apple feel better about her name, but please give me a break. I read recently that celebrities giving their kids stupid names is just a symtom of their own constant need for attention. I say, it’s child abuse and social services should investigate that too. However, I was really hoping Britney Spears would name her baby Pickle. Get it?!

I really think you could make a case for giving Worst Parents Ever Award to Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes while the baby is still in eutero. That is if you believe the bun is still, or ever was, in the oven! I watched the Diane Sawyer interview with Crazy Tom and he was creepier than ever. and i’m more convinced than ever that little Hubby is being hatched in a lab at Thetan U. so again i have to say, good luck kid!

I’m just looking forward to Baby Brangelina being born and kicking all these other babies’ butts!