Some early Mother’s Day wishes going out, first to Britney Spears. Congratulations, Brit, for making it to your first Mother’s Day without child protective services taking custody of little Sean Preston (of course there’s still tomorrow)! And how sweet that she announced her second pregnancy on David Letterman this week. But, umm duh! She looked about 6 months already.

Is anyone besides me more than a little grossed out with the idea of 28-year-old, skeevie, unemployed back-up dancer is going to have his fourth child? I weep for the future.

Next, a very special Mother’s Day Wish for Lindsay Lohan’s mom. This poor woman… her once fresh, freckled-face daughter once appeared on jello pudding commercials with one Mr. Bill Cosby.

And remember her in “Mean Girls,”? She was voluptuous, but in a wholesome, girl next door kinda way. Now we just see pictures like this..

and stories of “asthma attacks,” and “exhaustion.” I also think she’s a bit tan-orexic, and her hair has multiple personality disorder. Whatever happened to this girl seemed to have happened overnight, that can’t be easy for a mom to endure.

Maybe she’s just hangin’ with the wrong crowd (that’s what my mom always chalked up my bad behavior to). There may be some validity to that theory as just this week Lindsay was hanging on this guy like a cheap slut - oops I mean suit. The guy by the way is creator of the “Girls Gone Wild” empire, Joe Francis.
Not the kinda guy you want to take home to mother. What’s he going to say when she asks, ’so what do you do for a living?’

On a sincere note, a very Happy Mother’s Day to Jennifer Garner. Look at her with little Violet… isn’t this the picture of maternal bliss?

It’s so good that she has something to fall back on since Sidney Bristow is soon to be unemployed, as APO, Prophet 5, SD-6, Rambaldi and all things “Alias” come to an overdue end.

I should probably wish Katie Holmes a Happy 1st Mother’s Day, but until I see some proof that little Suri really exists - forget it! Actually a paternity test would probably be in order.

Anyway, Happy Mother’s Day everybody!