I guess I shuold address the obvious, the ominous, the “most anticipated birth since jesus.” Baby Jolie-Pitt is born! May 27th will likely be declared a universal religious holiday, if not just a national holiday in Namibia. The tiny nation simultaneously got put on the map and locked down to anyone & everyone not in the Jolie-Pitt entourage.

There has been plenty of speculation about who will get the first photos out and how much they’ll get paid.. will it be some naughty nurse with a camera phone and tabloid aspirations or somebody with access to satellite photos?? But I just read that mommy & daddy Brangelina have already sold the rights to the first photos of little Shiloh to a “US weekly magazine” for more than $5 mill - and get this.. they promised to donate all that money to UNICEF!! hee,hee,hee.. I love them. I should probably hate them and their genetic and political perfection, but I just can’t. they’re so pretty…

seriously, i’m very happy for them! but has anyone checked on Aniston? do they have her on suicide watch? i aallmost feel sorry for her. naaaah!

Merry Shilohmas, everyone!

*** by the way, just looked it up on babynames.com and i thought i was making a joke but Shiloh actually means, “Peaceful one, Messiah.” hahahahahaha, ok if i’m the last one to know that then i’m lookin’ like a dork here but, hahahahahaha - that’s funny! and i still love them!