Princess G

So Michelle Rodriguez, had a semi successful acting career before becoming the trigger-happy tailie on “Lost,” especially for a minority female. And you could make a case that the regular gig on the small screen, with the steady pay check, is even better than waiting & hoping for the next minor role on the big screen. and on a show like Lost you are reaching a much bigger broader audience than oh let’s say ‘blue crush’ or ‘fast and the furious.’ Plus, you’re living & working in Hawaii (which i can tell you from experience is not a bad deal)! But if you’re Michelle Rodriguez all this is still not enough to make you just happy to be you, nope you have to get trashed on a daily basis. Also, if you’re Michelle Rodriguez all that is still not enough to make you popular – I mean can’t you find a friend to give you a ride home or at least call you a frickin’ cab! Nope, so you get stopped, get arrested, get a d.u.i. multiple times, get fired (not buying the “i only signed on for one season,”bit), and you go to jail. good job!! I was so happy when I heard they were actually giving her jail time – sixty days is actually kind of significant, i wouldn’t wanna do it.

Then, oh the disappointment.. instead of two months she spent like half a day in the pokey because it’s too crowded. And here I thought they were doing away with the catch and release program. (budumpdah! thank you very much folks, i’m here all week) So now the lovely, and classy, Miz Rodriguez claims she’s moving to Paris to avoid racking up a longer wrap sheet (is it ‘wrap’ or ‘rap’ as a criminal justice major and someone who has never missed an episode of “law & order” should know, but i don’t. i do, however that “luds” are phone records, it stands for local usage details). To which i say Bon Voyage & Au revoir, tell the unicorn killer i said hello. Or maybe you can shoot the tube to London and share a cell with Pete Doherty.

And speaking of “Lost” if you were wondering why there was no speaking of “Lost” in my blog after the finale, well it just isn’t worth it. Yeah stuff happened, but so fucking what?! Yeah, they finally didn’t push the button and the hatch blew up, so fucking what?! Yeah there’s a giant four-toed Monty Python-esque statue on the island, so fucking what?! Nothing is gonna fucking come of it!! Next season it will just be more nonsensical, inconsistent, nonsense. As soon as the credits started rolling I said, “I’m out!” And I can’t imagine what it would take to change my mind. And I am thinking about printing up the picture below, life size, and taking it to the shooting range next time we go for target practice..

Posted: Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 10:54 pm
Categories: Gossip, Television.
Tags: Hawaii, Law & Order, Lost, Michelle Rodriguez.
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