Happy Hell Day!
I had no idea people were so religious!? They are really making a big deal about this 6-6-06 thing. I heard thousands of women had their labor induced yesterday to avoid the possibility of giving birth today. I guess nobody wants to deliver the spawn of satan!
But new mothers relax – my parents already did that. No today is not my birthday, but the last three digits of my social security number are 6-6-6 ! There’s not even a zero in there to get in the way.
I used to try and downplay it when I would have to tell somebody my number and I would kind of break it up like, “five, five, five, (pause) one, two, (pause) three, six, (pause) six, six.” (obviously the rest of those numbers are made up to prevent some genius from stealing my identity – tho at this point i’m pretty sure if they did, they would give it back) Like that most people don’t catch it, and when they do it takes them a few seconds and then they just say.. “Oh, ok.” But now, and I’m not sure when it started I actually emphasize it and say it proudly, “666!” They almost always comment or ask if I’m serious or look at me really suspiciously, and I just say, “I know!” and wink or raise my eyebrows at them, or if I’m feeling particularly devious I say “don’t fuck mess with me!” Now that I think about it, it probably started when I was living in Jersey – had to fight fire with fire so to speak.
Anyway.. jesus christ, people (no pun intended) it’s just a number! Most people* have disregarded pretty much everything else in the bible, creation, the ten commandments, especially fornication, tithing, definitely tithing, forget that if god wants his 10% he should outsource his collections to the IRS (maybe instead of april 15th his deadline can be June 6th, hahaha!). But those magic numbers, 6-6-6, oooh, look out!
I do think it would be a great day for Britney Spears-Federline to file for divorce! Rumor has it she has been talking to lawyers. I’ll bet Brit is the first girl in her high school class to be divorced with two kids. Oh wait, isn’t she from Missouri or Mississippi or some place like that? I take it back, she’s probably falling behind.
I also think it would have been great if Shiloh Jolie-Pitt would have been born today. Although it would have been more appropriate if Suri Holmes-Cruise-Hubbard. Another rumor has it we haven’t seen pics of the alien baby yet because they are holing out ’til after Baby Brangelina has gone public in hopes that playing hard to get will make Baby Tomkat’s pictures more valuable. Yeah, okay! I think the truth is that if it does exist the baby is still in a tank of green liquid somewhere that Tom’s friend, J.J. Abrams, might write about for an episode of “Lost” next season.
*when i say “most people” disregard the bible, what i mean is ” pretty much everybody i know”. i’m sure there are statistics about how the majority of americans go to church, believe in the bible, and lead good christian lives and all that mumbo jumbo. funny, nobody seems very christ-like in traffic (just an observaton).
Posted: Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 @ 12:21 pm
Categories: Gossip, Random Crap.
Tags: Britney Spears, KFed, Lost, Shiloh, Suri Cruise, Tom Cruise.
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