Happy Father’s Day to Kevin Federline, who Britney now says is “her rock,” (think about that for a minute and then try not to hurt yourself laughing) and she is not contemplating divorce.. pity. How many kids does he have now? 8? Well here he is with his most famous infamous child, Sean Preston, aka Cheetoh.
I totally see what , sees in him.. sexy! Quick, somebody put a helmet on that kid!

And OK, while we’re on the topic of Britney… I was not planning to watch Britney on Dateline, but there was nothing else on (see previous post) so what choice did I have really? And I have to say that was some good television! Unfortunately, it was all too much to cover here; the make-up, the flapping false eyelashes, the gum chewing, the hair, the cleavage, the improperly used air quotes, the puppy dog eyes, pouting lips, and crocodile tears, then the priceless reference to her “boo boos” (which we assume are her children)… TOO MUCH!

And if you have any inclination toward feeling sorry for her, I have one word for you - Chaotic. They filmed themselves for months and begged MTV to pick it up before settling on UPN or the WB or whatever! They want it, they need it, Britney herself said it.. “I like money.” Since she’s not recording music, it’s all she’s got and you can’t have it both ways! What I found the most shocking in the whole interview, was Matt Lauer’s flashback to christmas 1999, talking to young Britney - she looked nice, she was almost well-spoken with no trace of an accent! Wtf happened to that girl? I read someone’s comment following last night’s Dateline debacle that said “Britney has become what she was meant to be if she had never become famous.” That really sums it up along with the always true statement, “money doesn’t buy class.” Having said all that, god bless Britney, I love having her around she’s a goldmine of entertainment.

Happy Father’s Day to Charlie Sheen! I realize things aren’t going well right now, but really there are worse things than getting divorced from Denise Richards… Like staying married to her!

Unless you’re a hooker on prom night, this is not a good look! Denise is now claiming that she and Heather Locklear were never “best friends,” good friends yes, but not best friends. Which I think changes everything! I mean, it is totally acceptable to sleep with a man who’s married to a good friend - as long as she is not your best friend… psycho! But hopefully this along with her recent “performance” with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas will swing things Charlie’s way in custody negotiations.

Happy Father’s Day to new dad Jack Black, whose baby boy was born earlier this week, on the same day that Matt Damon became a dad to baby girl, Isabella.

And a very, very, special first Father’s Day to “Father of the Year” (duh)… Brad Pitt!!

I don’t think I need to say anything about this picture.. let’s just look at it for a moment…(sigh).

Yes, I bought the issue of People, how could I not. I needed it to go with last year’s issue of “W.” They’re so damn pretty! (Anybody checked on Jen this week?)

Some body sent a comment in to one of those sunday paper publications about how you always see Brad walking three steps behind Angelina now and how that and him hauling kids and diaper bags around was ruining his “macho” image. To which I say, HaHaHaHaHaHaHa! Then I ask, what exactly would be more “macho” than getting Angelina Jolie knocked-up?!

Happy Father’s Day, Dads!