ewhh! i can’t believe i just put their names together like that! it’s going to soil his squeaky-clean reputation, or start some nasty rumors! trust me it’s only an indication that i will be covering both Britney Spears and Brandon Routh in this little update. i would definitely prefer that the rumors of his alleged homosexuality were true than have him with Britney! anywhoo…
Britney dyed her hair! wonder who she’s comparing herself to with that move?
maybe she could have picked up a hat for Sean P. or i don’t know, maybe some sunblock? he’s looking a little red in the face, and i don’t think it’s embarassment - that will come later by the truck load! but she’s a good mom, y’all! she’s just country!
ok, now this is funny… Britney is reportedly “Shocked,” ya’ll, about the response to her Dateline appearance. Results of a survey showed that over 80% of people who watched the interview now had a lower opinion of her than before. oops! so to try and do damage control from this failed attempt at damage control, from what dateline referred to as her “image implosion,” Brit hired a professional photographer, professional hair & make-up people (i wonder if the brunette business was their idea - or maybe it was the only way to fix the problem with her roots), and put on some grown-up clothes for a shoot then offered the pics and an interview to any of the publications she had just referred to as “trash” on national television…. there were no takers! hahahahahaha! she had hoped to get $500K, but instead settled for 1% of that figure from high-bidder “OK” magazine! hahahaha! $5 thousand dollars won’t pay for Britney’s Starbucks expenses for a month!
now in Super news: we didn’t go to the drive in this weekend even tho we could’ve seen two new movies - “the break up” & “click.” neither of them are doing well with the critics at all, not that that has ever stopped us before, but we’re saving our money for “Superman Returns,” which i’m sure we’ll be going to on Tuesday at 10 pm!! in a real, indoor theatre! can’t wait! here’s one of my new favorite pictures of my new boyfriend, Brandon. 
we have now downloaded enough pictures of young Mr. Routh that I could post a different one every day for a year!
following the premier Brandon went home to Iowa for a home-town screening. isn’t that sweet?!
i’ll be sure and provide my own personal review of “Superman Returns” a.s.a.p. i know… you can’t wait!
