paris hilton’s “finger gloves”:

lindsay lohan’s “fingerless gloves”:

(between the two of them they’ve got a whole pair of gloves and half a brain!)

walk of fame?
some of this year’s new “stars” on hollywood’s walk of fame include: Vanna White, Judge Judy, Motley Crue, Wink Martindale. Oh, and Nathan Lane and Steve Martin only got stars this year while Mary Kate and Ashley got theirs a couple years ago! who the hell decides this stuff?

next year’s new “stars” include: Erik Estrada, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and Shania Twain.

i’m sorry but it’s time to rip up all those stupid stars and start over!! or, if not, then bygod it’s time Kylie got hers!

she’s about a million times cuter than Judge Judy and far more talented than Erik Estrada!

“treasure hunters”
as my quest for summer time entertainment continues it continues to be fruitless. after only two episodes i think i’ll be canceling my Tivo season pass for “Treasure Hunters.” it’s frickin’ boring as hell! and i can’t even blip thru the commercials - the show IS one big commercial with all the product placement, product tie-ins, and cross-prostitution, i mean cross-promotion. with their “motorola” this, and their “ask.com” that.. ugh. can’t tell you how much this form of pandering bothers me, and it’s becoming a constant in reality tv, which could really push me over the edge (of sanity). Makes me feel like I would rather put down the remote and just take a nap, kinda like this..

(ok, i was just looking for an excuse to use this picture.)

“rock star supernova”
i guess Motley Crue’s star on the hollywood walk of fame isn’t enough to make tommy lee feel fulfilled. he has to keep pitching himself in more bad, rip-off, reality tv shows. i was appaulled when inxs did it, now i’m just…. confused. (a) who the hell wants to be in motley crue? especially if you’re a girl and apparently there are several girls including one named, Storm Large (yeah ok), or under 30, or talented? (b) don’t remaining, loyal, motley crue fans (all 16 of them) have a problem with this new level of selling out, and did i already use the term pandering in this post? pathetic! then again it’s a hell of a lot less scary than pam anderson-lee’s recent plastic surgery mishaps (i’ll insert a picture later if i can find one). i never understood why the two of them broke up (each or any of the times they broke up), they were better together than Britney & Kevin.

[here's a confession & little known fact, i actually attended a motley crue concert during the "dr. feelgood" tour (hey we all did stupid things). i saw tommy lee's penis in fact (but who hasn't) - no, no, no, i was nowhere near backstage territory he was naked on stage for a good portion of the evening. i saw perry ferrel's penis too (but who didn't in the early nineties) at a jane's addiction concert. actually i was getting flashed on a fairly regular basis in the early 90's. i'm going to stop typing now.]