Ok, suddenly there is all this bad press about Brandon (well, it’s really not all that sudden, it’s just getting more pervasive and harder to ignore). What the hell is wrong with you people?! Why do you have to be haters?! Why do you want to kill Superman?! What did Superman, or Brandon ever do to you? Now he’s supposubly proud to be a gay icon while at the same time pitching a super model style hissy fit about his make up making him look pale and wimpy at a premier! That story was so obviously made up!

Now I’m so depressed I have to go see Superman Returns for the 6th time at the drive in at 2 a.m. tonight! Ok, I would have gone anyway but I was going to wait until tomorrow night, but what choice do I have now?

Oh, btw I checked up a little on the world of celebrity gossip and what I found out is that Pamela Anderson has no fashion sense (and what is with the sunglasses at night?), Janet Jackson’s weight is yo-yo-ing, Naomi Campbell beat up on other assistants, and Lindsay Lohan is an even bigger slut than ever; so you see, I haven’t missed a thing.

Ok, that last one about Lindsay Hohan actually being a bigger slut is pretty shocking, who would have thought it was possible? But there are pictures of her taking her panties off, and she’s apparently filming a movie about oral sex. classy!

Oh yeah, and Jennifer Aniston was on Oprah (again) and said that she’s “over” Brad Pitt. In a related story, Angelina Jolie says that some nights she’s over Brad Pitt; other nights she’s under Brad Pitt. Hahahahahahaha!