Well new news on Brandon is getting increasingly difficult to find, so I thought I should share some other extremely entertaining stuff that appeared on the internet this week…

who is that woman? she looks kind of familiar. i think i’ve seen her in front of me in line at the supermarket, writing a check for cigarettes and velveeta. no, wait.. it’s Barbara Streisand! Holy Crap!! i guess it’s been a long time since i’ve seen her appear anywhere or pose for a picture, which has been quite nice - but jeezus! what the hell happened? she looks like she could be Britney Spears’ neighbor in the trailer park!

this one is priceless! i’m thinking of sending this out as my x-mas card this year! the same day that David Hasselhoff finalized his messy divorce from actress Pamela Bach, who accused him of slapping her around, he was banned from a flight in England for being hammered. his publicist claims that he was not drunk, that he went to see a doctor who gave him some medication, which apparently caused him to piss his pants in public!!

and girls… can you please explain the appeal of johnny depp? i mean when i was 15 and he was in “Nightmare on Elm Street,” i thought he was like sooo cute (but i so didn’t talk like that - my parents would have slapped me around), and of course on “21 Jump Street,” when i was 17! but when i was 15, he was like 22 and when i was 17 he was 24, plus he showered and shaved back then which was a bonus! but umm.. now he’s 43!! which makes him old enough to be Brandon’s father, btw! and i hate the whole zoolander derilicte thing, the homeless chic, the i don’t care how i look thing, yeah right. i promise he spends more time messing up his hair than i spend combing mine (ok, some days that’s not saying much), not to mention how long it took to put on all that stupid jewelry. sooo contrived! i was trying not to detest him, but i just can’t take the pretentiousness any more. france can have him! stupid f-ing people going to see stupid pirates sequel, you’re all a bunch of lemmings. i love that word! and i love this picture…

anyway, it’s also getting difficult to find new pictures of Brandon, nothing for like a week and a half. but i did find this very cool artwork.