I’ve pointed out before that this is not a “family site” but now might be a good time to mention it again, because here’s something unexpected and not for the kiddies. It’s Brandon like you’ve never seen him…

Wow!… Am I right? He’s not naked but it’s pretty much porn (soft core obviously). It’s from the movie “Karla” which apparently is not much of a movie, about a married couple in canada who were serial killers. I should clarify Brandon is NOT playing one of the serial killers, just a random guy in a bathroom stall (why doesn’t this ever happen to me?). It’s based on a true story, and in the Law & Order episode that was “ripped from the headlines”, Meredith from Grey’s Anatomy played “Karla” but I don’t think her name in the episode was actually Karla and she wasn’t married, it was just her boyfriend that she was helping to kill girls, including her sister, which was part of the true story, which I also saw on “American Justice” or one of those Bill Curtis narrated shows (but now that I think about it, it probably wasn’t “American Justice” because it really did take place in canada), but I digress…
OK so Brandon’s not a good dancer (which is probably the real reason he doesn’t like going to clubs), but few tall white guys are, and in his defense, it’s hard to concentrate on your dancing with some hooker’s hair hitting you in the face every five seconds. And she really sucks too, but she looks pretty tall herself, tho she’s probably wearing some ridiculously high-heeled hooker shoes which I suppose gives her an excuse, and WHO CARES! All that matters is the last 12 seconds!
You may want to play it again.
Enjoy!