In other highly entertaining entertainment news over Labor Day weekend…

It was widely circulated recently that when Tara Reid couldn’t get past the velvet ropes at some current hot spot, her former partner in sleeze, Paris Hilton, just strolled by looking down her pointy, surgically altered nose at Tara. Well, Karma’s a bitch, be-atch! This weekend both Paris and Diddy were dis’d trying to get into Bungalow 8, the place to be (this week) in NYC. According to witnesses, Paris was crying!!

Oh yeah, and Carribean Pirate, Orlando Bloom and the skeleton formerly known as Kate Bosworth have reportedly split up! (gasp) I know, it’s shocking! Which leaves her free to pursue Brandon (look out Courtney) and him to pursue Johnny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!