So I got up way too early this morning and the first thing I hear… “Breaking News,” (no seriously, they referred to this as breaking news… isn’t there a war going on somewhere and hurricanes building someplace else?) Paris Hilton arrested for DUI.

Here’s the story from the AP:

Paris Hilton was arrested early Thursday for investigation of driving under the influence, police said.

Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. in Hollywood, said police Officer I. Isabella, who declined to give his first name.

“The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence,” Isabella said, reading a police statement.

Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released, he said.

Her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, confirmed the arrest and said police detected the minimum blood-alcohol level to warrant an arrest. The legal limit in California is 0.08 percent.

“She’s absolutely fine,” Mintz said.

At the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home from a charity event where she had one drink, he said. She had spent the day shooting a music video for her new album.

The driving under the influence symptoms were “probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued,” Mintz said.

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Yes, I’m sure she only had one drink. Poor thing… she was so busy with her charity work and video filming she had no time to eat. She should be getting a medal not a DUI! It’s just another case of social profiling by those corrupt police! Damn them, damn them all to hell!