…well actualy from LAX where I just paid 11 bucks for a combo meal from Burger King !! I know it’s cliche to complain about prices at the airport but geezus! On the way to Hawaii, got some time to kill, but they don’t have a wireless connection at LAX - can you believe that? Of course they would probably charge a buck a minute. So anyway this will have to get posted later. But I didn’t want to take off without mentioning the Whitney-Bobby break-up, and let me just say that if they can’t make a marriage work there’s no hope for any of us. I mean, never has a couple been more compatible than Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown - unless maybe it is Dwayne “Dog” Chapman and Beth! Speaking of… one of the things on our agenda for our visit to Oahu was to interrupt a filming or throw a flaming bag of dog doo at Da’Kine Bail Bonds (they’re really dispicable), and now that’s not an option since The Dog and his posse are in a mexican prison (i wish) for jumping bail. Gotta love that irony!! Oh and he’s also being sued by a guy in Colorado Springs because his chihuahua Leland assaulted the guy in the parking lot of the hotel he owns and A&E keeps running the episode. Anyway, couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch. And at least now it’s slightly less likely that we will be needing a bail bondsman while in Honolulu!
Well it looks like they might start boarding our flight soon, and I’m sitting on the floor in front of the jetway using one of only 3 outlets in terminal A, I’d better drink my liquids while I still can.
Aloha losers!

ps: happy birthday, j! wish you were here!