so did nothing happen while i was gone? i went looking for what i might have missed but the most interesting thing i saw was Scary-Kate Olson…

…lookin’ rough! actually she’s making britney look like a girl scout! btw, is britney pregnant again yet?!

oh yeah, i also saw that lindsay lohan is still a hooker. of course i could just be feeling especially down on hohan because they showed “just my luck” on my flight to & from honolulu!