there hasn’t been much good gossip lately, but what there has been is pretty priceless! for example…

Wesley Snipes’ tax troubles - ok admittedly i’m not a fan of snipes, he seems like a cocky bastard. he’s responsible for one of the worst movie lines ever, “do you ever play roulette? always bet on black!” from that stupid hijacking movie he was in.. wtf is that about? i realize he didn’t write it himself, but i’m pretty sure he would have. plus his tirade of how, “only one man in hollywood should be playin’ Shaft and that’s Snipes!” which (a) is a slap in the face of Sammy (Jackson), and you know how i feel about Sammy; and (b) once you start talking about yourself in the third person, you are officially an ass hat! so it cracked my ass up to hear that not only had he not filed taxes in six years, but that when he did file he claimed the irs owed him like 12 million dollars!! hahahahahahaha!!! nice one! did you actually pay an accountant to do that for you?? actually, i can picture him filling out the forms himself… “carry the four… minus my charitable donations… that’s 12 million dolla’s. damn! jump back i wanna kiss myself!” hahahahahaha! and then he’s mia when a warrant is issued! yes, i heard he’s just in namibia, conveniently filming a movie supposubly not trying to fled, but i do love this headline: “‘Tax dodger’ Wesley Snipes tracked down in Namibia.” “tax dodger,” hahahahaha! spin that be-atch! btw, praying won’t help!
next.. paris hilton is “dating” criss angel! this is so distasteful it’s difficult to comment on, but here goes… ehwwwww! makes me vomit in my mouth a little. i think i’ve mentioned before that, i HATE that guy! what a hack, what a phony, what a grease ball! dude, seriously, wash your fuckin’ hair and hire a speech therapist - the lisp makes you sound like an idiot (well… anyway) - not to mention an image consultant ! ok, now that i got that out of my system… my point is, i think this is actually worse for HER image than his, and i wouldn’t have previously thought that was possible! i was pretty perplexed when i heard he was with minnie driver, but i figured her career is over so whatever, and it seems that him & paris are less “dating” and more just making out in public, and she was also making out in public this week with some canadian model guy. what the hell are these idiot boys thinking??!! i guess it’s not so bad for criss angel, it gets his name out to a whole new group of people who can’t even spell A&E. we were craking ourselves up last night with this piece of hollywood trash and when m came up with “Mind Whore,” we lost it! Mind Whore, hahahahahahaha!!

last but certainly not least is little Androgony Spears! ok.. this one has me a bit confused.. was there actually confusion about Sutton Pearce’s sex, or was that just a nasty, yet hilarious, little rumor? or was it just about his name which has now been changed to Jayden James? ..the hell?? the kid’s like six weeks old! couldn’t she just save “Jayden James” for the next one which is likely due in about 8 months?? makes me think there really was something to the ambiguous gender situation… and so does baby daddy, k-fed’s, response in a radio interview - a DJ asked him, “Isn’t that strange … when you have a child and people tell you the sex is a different one?” Federline replied: “Yeah it’s crazy. Well, it’s even crazier when people are telling me my child’s name.” ..huh? i don’t know what that means. plus britney was reportedly photographed buying pink baby clothes in Malibu but a bodyguard confiscated the film. i’m sure it’s probably all a publicity stunt to try and drive up the price for pics of the little hermaphrodite to at least suri cruise range (nobody’s getting shiloh bucks). and i suppose it’s working because i had totally, gratefully, forgotten that there even was a second spawn.

then again, maybe britney and kevin really are just that dumb. i know, it seems unfathonamable.. un fanthanamable.. unfathomable - i think that’s right. i only recently realized that i can’t say that word, and i’m much worse at spelling than saying. ok, so i’m no rocket scientist either.. piss off!