Previously on LOST….

a lot of stupid shit happened that had absolutely no bearing on, or continuity with anything that happened before that, and that went absolutely nowhere and made absolutely no difference. For example:

ben or whatever his name is now, claimed in regards to the others, “we’re not killers.” oh really… so when you abducted all those tailies you did what with them? put them in cages elsewhere on other islands feeding them fish biscuits? and when you abducted walt and shot sawyer and blew up their little raft, and left them for dead you were just trying to scare them off like the old caretaker in an episode of “Scooby Doo”? and what about the real henry gale who was in his GRAVE ?!?!

kate climbed back in the cage. the girl who killed her mom’s abusive boyfriend and went on the run and got multiple people killed, including her best friend because of her flight instinct. but now that she’s been island princess for 65 days she’s going to voluntarily stick around because of sawyer?! or is it because of jack? whatever!

it turns out that they’re on a different island. wha-huh?! wtf are you talking about? on the season premier this year, just a month ago or so we saw oceanic flight 83 or whatever crashing over the heads of the others in their civilized little neighborhood which we later learned was pretty much in the middle of the island. ben started barking out recon orders and told one guy to go and blend in with the survivors and he said “it will take you an hour to get there.” so he was supposed to be able to get from the middle of one island on foot to another island by boat or swimming in one hour?? so when do we get to see the underground / underwater tram they used for that? not to mention, that supposubly they had walked around the whole island, some of them were on a boat and went around the island, and never did anybody see this other island? and what was the whole grand-standing thing where zeke or zed or whoever the gay guy is who abducted kate then drew a line in the sand quite literally and told jack and them that they needed to stay on this was their island and they needed to stay on the other side. another island, phfft!

god this show sucks!!

then this week on LOST, it was really just more boring than aggravating and if i can’t watch it for the aggravation factor then really what’s the point. oh, wait there was something really aggravating - there were flashbacks of flashbacks! jeezus christ, can we waste anymore time? oh yeah, here’s what is REALLY aggravating.. the previews ONCE AGAIN said “this is episode that will change everything.” oh my god, are you fucking kiddin’ me?! what.. what.. what.. changed?? now they know there are other hatches?! no shit! why wouldn’t there be other hatches?! why the hell didn’t you turn that shit on before?! idiots.

or has everything changed because we brought back the scary black smoke?! yeah like that’s ever going to go anywhere. they just did that like they brought back the polar bear, because they read the blogs! and people were bitching endlessly about them abandoning all the interesting shit they started with. but lets keep this in mind… season one was all about walt. and where’s walt now? gone, and we get no explanation as to what walt’s special powers were or why they wanted him. we just know he’s gone because if it is going to take two years for two months to pass, they might have a hard time trying to explain the actor’s adolescent growth spurts. also keep in mind… season two was all about the tailies and now bernard is the only tailie still alive and i don’t believe we’ve seen him this season.

and here’s just an overall observation.. something is wrong with these people! among other things, they don’t ask questions! since the day they hit the beach they fuckin’ hang on everything captain jack says. they don’t do anything without consulting captain jack! but now, he’s been gone for 4 days (it only seems like an eternity), and not one person has asked.. so what happened to jack and all the other cool kids? i mean hurley and said knows they’ve been abducted (i just realized there’s a lot of abducting going on on this island) and they haven’t said a thing - but they haven’t had to because NOBODY HAS ASKED! oh yeah, and nobody has asked about the hatch!? the hatch that “imploded” leaving a ginourmous crater! because i can tell you what my first question would be… so this hatch that had a shower and a stereo that you people weren’t sharing with the rest of us (i say that because i know i would not be one of the cool kids on this island), it “imploded” and left a ginourmous crater, but you all, locke & charlie & eckho (sp?) & this desmond guy, we’ll get back to where he came from later btw, came out of it without a scratch on you?? wtf??

oh and one more thing, and this is the last thing i’m going to say on the matter.. the most aggravating thing about LOST so far this season… i’ve got two words… NEW PEOPLE!?!

ok, now i’m really aggravated!
ahh but look.. new pictures of brandon at the release party for Richard Donner’s “Superman II.” [sigh].

      i feel much better now!

now him i would be happy to be stranded with on a deserted, tropical island!