Hohan
wow! i just happened to catch lindsay lohan and her extensions on jay leno. umm.. somebody needs to get that girl a publicist or image consultant or something, man she came off like a rude little bitch! and how does one have saggy boobs at 20? and has she been smoking since birth? why does her voice sound like that? guess i never really heard her talk. or considered that she did talk for that matter.
first, i think she might have Münchhausen’s disease and not the by proxy kind. she has a broken wrist. again. but when asked about it and her many other injuries she got very defensive, and asked the audience if any of them have ever injured themselves, because it’s not like she’s the only one it’s just that her injuries always get written about in the tabloids. and for a minute i thought she had a nicotine patch on her forearm but that was just the stupid nbc peacock on the screen.
in case you didn’t see it… (lucky you) she said that the “tabloids have run out of things to make up about me so they’re just repeating old made up stories now”… oh and she doesn’t like talk to paris and nicole every day or anything, she just sees them when she goes out.. “people just link you to people if you’re seen with them at the same club or something.. and it’s like a crime if you go to a club, i mean what did you people do when you were 20?” i’m paraphrasing, but that’s pretty close, but Jay’s no dummy, he said asked her how it is that she goes to these clubs since she’s only 20 – to which her only reply was “it’s not like i can use a fake i.d.” so i guess that’s an admission but with an, “it’s not my fault if they like let me in.” oh, but before that she got all snatchy with jay and said do you want to talk about nicole (richie) or about me, and that he should have got nicole for the interview.
later he referred to her “partying” and she cringed and shivered “ooooh, i’m scared of that word, it’s just bad.” and she got all defensive, but he tried to reassure her that “party girl” isn’t bad, that it wasn’t like they were calling her a “serial killer,” and that partying isn’t bad. so she again defended her position, “yeah, i’m like 20 – sue me.”
.. oh honey, if i could i would!
hmm.. in retrospect, maybe they sag due to over-exposure:
she do like to put ‘em out there don’t she?!
can’t imagine why she’s been labeled a party girl… if were up to me, i’d just label her a hooker.
god, i can’t wait for her downward spiral – not that she has far to go.
Posted: Saturday, November 11th, 2006 @ 12:10 am
Categories: Gossip, Rants.
Tags: Jay Leno, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton.
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