Well, its wednesday again folks.. normally that would be LOST day. but today i feel as though a weight has been lifted off my shoulders and off my Tivo, at least until Feb. 7th, and i can’t wait to see the two hour season premier of Medium tonight!
i am totally loving the continuing saga of the britney v. k-fedex split! the rumors, the spoofs of britney at her lawyer’s office telling him she knew he was unfaithful because y’all after he filmed a video with alyssa milano, guess who ended up with the “panty crickets”; the reports of kevin shopping at wal-mart and staying at $70/night roadside motels because even tho he will undoubtedly get truckloads of money when the divorce is final, in the meantime the tap is dry!
but here we have decided that the divorce is really a bad thing. not since bobby & whitney has a couple been more compatible, which is to say, at least they’re not out there screwing up other people’s lives. but far more importantly, britney was absolutely no fun before k-fed came along! and once their divorced there will be no more stories of her making him sell his car, no more visits from child protective services, no more dateline interviews where she proclaims his awesomeness while her false eyelashes flap in the breeze. how sad is that? and as disgusting as he is, as much as i complained, i realize now that po po zao provided me with literally hours of laughter! where are we gonna get that kind of stuff now? so, i am really pulling for them to work things out, for my sake. but if not for me, they should stay together for the sake of the children. at least that way, child protective services will be around to keep an eye on them. otherwise the family court judge in their custody case is going to take one look at britney and one look at k-fed and then award custody to a pack of wolves!!
especially if he sees the pics posted this week of britney smoking in the same room with the babies.. “i have to smoke y’all, i can’t eat cheetos no more if i wanna keep my new sexy bod.”



