so America’s own village idiot, David Blaine, is up to his old tricks again. and by tricks i mean the “stupid human” variety not the magic kind. he’s dangling above times square in a giant gyroscope. why, you ask??? what are you new here?? because he’s an idiot. but apparently nobody cares, there’s absolutely no coverage at all, so if he pukes until he’s inside out you’ll have to read about it after the fact. hey, we can hope. thanks a lot target.

so what else is new?! it’s thanksgiving. let’s see.. what am i thankful for??? (in no particular order):

Kylie

LOST is on haiatus.

Britney is hanging out with Paris so that’s bound to produce some excellent photo ops like this one

Superman Returns is coming out on dvd next week

Brad & Angelina are making the world a better place

they’re giving Studio 60 the whole season

pumpkin pie

planes, trains & automobiles (i watch it every thanksgiving - just popped it in, in fact)

my few but true friends

LOST is on Haiatus

Brandon Routh

cute little furry faces like this one

and especially this one

last but not least, LOST is on haiatus!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!