it’s been a very eventful holiday around here.. the big blizzard, i got stuck in the snow on day 1 and got a tow from an eagle scout, so on day 3 when i was down to cereal and mac & cheese because i got stuck trying to get to the grocery store i called [...]
Donald Trump is a douche! I watched my first ever episode of Larry King Live because even tho i may have been the last person in america to find out about the bitch fight between Rosie and Donald, i did find out in time to hear that Larry was going to be talking to Donald [...]
Sorry folks, Denver is closed! I don’t know if you’ve seen the news or rather the weather today but holy moses that’s a lot of f’ing snow! I’m not kidding about being closed, they were giving road closures… I25 south is closed from Denver to New Mexico, some other highway is closed from Denver to [...]
OK… obviously I loooove Brandon Routh. he couldn’t NOT be hot if he tried. HOWEVER, it really seems like he’s really trying to not be!! for example, this past weekend he attended the Spike TV Video Game Awards -geek!- not that I have anything against video games, i once went on a 5-day GTA:VC bender [...]
Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. She was booked at 4:50 AM today and was released around 7:15 this morning. The booking sheet reveals Richie is 5’1″ and 85 lbs. (ok, clearly this is the most shocking element of the story.. 85 pounds!? I haven’t weighed 85 lbs. since the 7th grade!! [...]
lindsay lohan is crazy! i need a translator, i don’t speak crazy! ok, that’s not true, i do; but not cocaine, or crack, or rocket-fuel, or whatever linsay lohan is snorting, induced rambling like this email she sent out before sobering up whenever that is: Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I [...]
…and by that I’m referring to, Britney, Paris, Lindsey, the unholy trinity. yes, i’m still here. i was just driven into a catatonic state the third in three days i was subjected to britney’s chocha!! so much for, she’s kicking k-fed to the curb to clean up her image! who woulda thought she could sink [...]