Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early Monday morning. She was booked at 4:50 AM today and was released around 7:15 this morning. The booking sheet reveals Richie is 5′1″ and 85 lbs.
(ok, clearly this is the most shocking element of the story.. 85 pounds!? I haven’t weighed 85 lbs. since the 7th grade!! remember the slutty and annoying but normal-sized girl pictured on the left? What happened to her?? btw, nice parenting, lionel!)

We’re told two motorists spotted her SUV going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. (how do THEEEY know where she was going?) The drivers called 911.

When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone. (CHiPs - hahahaha! i just can’t help picturing john & ponch pulling her over. john being all polite & ponch hitting on her.)

Law enforcement officers reported Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot (i guess that was dinner & desert!)

A preliminary alcohol screening device revealed that Nicole was not under the influence of alcohol. (of course not, vodka & tequila are nothing but empty calories!)

I’m sure her high-powered attorneys can get her off on the DUI, possession, reckless driving, public intoxication, failure to devote full time & attention, willful endangerment, etc. etc., but they take that carpool lane business very seriously in LA. She may have to do some hard time!
Source: TMZ