Sorry folks, Denver is closed! I don’t know if you’ve seen the news or rather the weather today but holy moses that’s a lot of f’ing snow! I’m not kidding about being closed, they were giving road closures… I25 south is closed from Denver to New Mexico, some other highway is closed from Denver to Kansas. wtf?? people at the airport are stuck til Sunday because it’s not like there’s going to be seating available for them to go stand by four days before xmas. oh, and the restaurants at the airport were reporting they were running out of food at 11 a.m. - fantastic! and some people couldn’t even make it that far, they were on a plane on the tarmac for 7 hours!! with no food or beverages!! how the hell do you not kill somebody in that scenario?? seriously!!

in the meantime, my biggest issues… (a) how do you get a 14″ tall dog (aka, Kylie) to pee & poop in 18″ of snow? and (2) my copy of “the devil wears prada” was due back at hollywood video today, and (lastly) there’s fucking nothing on tv!! i’ve resorted to watching another piece of crap, real world / road rules challenge mini-marathon! jeezus christ there’s some bad parenting going on! go to school, get a fucking job you wastes of air! and is beth the saddest person on the planet? yes! yes, she is! -must move on!

back to the weather.. yep still snowing! it’s so awesome!! looks like a white christmas for a change!

speaking of the upcoming holiday… did you hear they are expecting a virgin birth in a few days? check this out:

Flora, a pregnant Komodo dragon living in a British zoo, is expecting eight babies in what scientists said on Wednesday could be a Christmas virgin birth. Flora has never mated, or even mixed, with a male dragon, and fertilized all the eggs herself, a process culminating in parthenogenesis, or virgin birth.

Merry Komodomas Everybody!