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have i mentioned donald trump is a douche?

January 16th, 2007 by g

doesn’t he have “people,” you know like a publicist, or image consultant, or a therapist, or hell even a friend to tell him when to keep his mouth shut? donald trump finally bailed out of the battle with rosie, or at least he shut the fuck up. which i thought might be because he realize he messed up by calling her fat several times. to which she responded, “like i didn’t know?!” but she pointed out that he offends millions of women in america by calling her fat. (not to mention it makes him look like a douche!) so he back-pedaled and said that calling her fat “played a very small part” in what he said. umm.. no it didn’t but whatever. the only thing he said that had any validity was that he was responsible for the higher ratings on “the view.” i can personally attest to that because i actually tivo’d it 3 times last week - and i hate that show!

anywhoo… now the douche has gone after condie! condoleezza rice that is. the douche said on fox news, that he would tell her “you’re fired!” “she goes on a plane, she gets off a plane, she waves, she goes there to meet some dictator. … They talk, she leaves, she waves, the plane takes off. Nothing happens, it’s a joke, nothing ever happens.”

donald trump calling someone else a joke… umm hello, pot, this is the kettle… you’re black!! you’re a joke with a comb-over! in the meantime televisionwithoutpity.com, one of my favorite websites, gave this week’s episode of “the apprentice” an F. Their re-cap started with, “Well, that was a new low. Things start off shitty… and get worse and worse.” and it ends with, “Playboy Bunnies; faggot jokes… This is the worst goddamn show on television.”

wow! worst show on television? that’s saying something since 24 is back! i was just not watching it because donald trump is a douche - i guess there’s an even better reason to not watch.

in the meantime, miss new jersey from the miss usa pageant has now stepped down because she got knocked up! those beauty queens are dropping like flies (like slutty flies actually)! somebody should remind them it’s a “scholarship contest” not a who’s the biggest hooker contest.

i could go into how it’s apparent that donald trump is a total misogynist and thus feels threatened by women if they are not wearing a satin slash across their silicone-filled chest or english is not their second language. but it’s just easier to point out that he is a douche!

and now they’ve given him a star on the walk of fame! somebody is trying to make my head explode! i mean maybe if it said donald trump’s hair i would understand, but does anybody really think its a good idea to give the man some sort of symbol of credibility?! (but i’ve already covered how the whole walk of fame thing has been totally devalued, so i’ll just stop here)

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