ok… just when you think “there’s nothing britney spears could do to shock me at this point.”

holy crap! don’t ask me…. i don’t fuckin’ know!

ok, here’s what i do know - sometime on friday, britney went to rehab for about oh.. an hour or so and left. i was already making fun at this point.. ” wahhh.. this is hard!” then, according to X17 , she spent some time outside the salon crying alone in her car before heading in and taking matters into her own hands and shaving her fucking head!

hello, Sinead O’Insanity!

but wait, there’s more!! she then marched into a nearby tattoo parlor (god bless L.A.) and got her arm inked up. allegedly it’s lips on her wrist - whatever; then went in the back for some other services. my guess… she pierced her cho-cha!

what the fuck?! doesn’t anybody love this girl?

then there was apparently a trip to the hospital. my guess… stomach pumping!

personally, i don’t know if i’m more shocked or amused… i guess i’ll wait and see what happens when she sobers up. my guess… boy is she gonna feel like a dumb ass!