wow! i have gotten behind and things have gotten out of control so here’s the only way i know to cover all the important points…

britney is still in rehab (for the moment), which means i lost the office pool. i was sure she wouldn’t last the weekend. 

anna nicole is still dead yet unburied. and i do not say that to be callused, but because i cannot believe that people who claim to have cared about her are dragging out this media circus. i was home today and can tell you for a fact, it’s all that was on court tv - all day! if i was the judge, (a) i’d be more professional than that ass clown in florida, and (b) i would order her mother to be buried alive at the location of her choice.

“the departed” won the oscar - congratulations, marty, it’s about time! it was a fantastic movie, even tho, or maybe especially because i had trouble following everything. “babel” was really good too, but i needed a double-dose of my zoloft afterwards. i actually liked “little miss sunshine” a lot too, as one of those really uncomfortable comedies goes, but i think “the departed” deserved it. not that anyone cares what i think.

LOST still sucks - more than ever even, and that’s sayin’ a LOT! one of the 3 biggest questions was “what does jack(ass)’s tattoo mean?!” are you kiddin’ me?! AND as soon as they answer the question “he walks among us but he is not one of us,” or some shit like that, Jack(ass) gets the last word, “that may be what it says, but that’s not what it means.” are you kiddin’ me? let me just say that having Bai Ling as a guest star pretty much justifies all the shit i talk about the show. for those of you unfamiliar with her body of work, all you really need to know is that she has a whole section to herself on gofugyourself!

“Heroes” still rocks - more than ever even ! i love this show! it is the highlight of my tv viewing week, and has yet to disappoint.

and finally, it’s official…. i hate charla & mirna even more than i hate rob & amber! Why?? just go to cbs.com, under The Amazing Race check out the videos from the show, in particular Mirna Recalls a Sad Story; and One Team bids Good Riddance to Kevin & Drew. While watching the episode and eating my takeout from The Olive Garden with my plastic utensils, i pondered aloud the possibility and plausibility of killing some one with a plastic fork. we decided it was probably possible, where there’s a will there’s a way after all, and i would really like to explore the possibility with mirna.

that’s all i got for now, but it’s only monday!