i was inspired by Stephen Colbert last night - like most every night, “The Colbert Report” is like my new, almost favorite show - so i’ve decided to put up two big boards in the house; one for people, and sometimes inanimate objects, who are “on notice,” which is the first stop on the way to the other board which lists those who are “dead to me.” this is brilliant! actually there is a website where you can make and maintain these very important lists and even send an email notification to the people you add - genius! its called snubster.com, but it’s still in beta and i don’t think i’ve ever gotten it to actually work. i’m also a big fan of happy bunny. you must know who happy bunny is, that sassy little smart-ass who says things like “you’re stupid and that’s sad,” and “boys lie and kind of stink.”

in that same spirit, one of my very best friends found these for me

meanbags! you throw them at those who deserve it! love it! how do i pick which one(s) i need?!

by the way my other very best friend has for years accused me of being just plain mean. to which i reply, in the words of the great philosopher, happy bunny, “i’m not mean, you’re just a sissy!”

so now i just have to decide who goes up on each board for starters. let’s see, just off the top of my head…

on notice:
mark burnett
tailgaters
linsay lohan
al gore
the 2008 election
charla & mirna
criss angel
edamame

dead to me:
donald trump
spammers
the nhl
rob & amber
dog the bounty hunter
broccoli

.. i’m open to suggestions, so feel free!

anyway, gotta go watch LOST (because i’m an idiot).