so where to begin with this week’s episode of LOST??… oh, i know.. A CAMPING TRIP?!! ARE YA KIDDIN’ ME?!? aren’t you already on the camping trip from hell?? who writes this crap? umm, 2nd, if i had been playing a drinking game in which one drinks every time some body said “brother,” or phonetically “bruthuh”, i would have been trashed by the first commercial break - which would have made the whole camping trip plot line easier to swallow. next.. weren’t we supposed to be all caught up in last week’s plot twist revealing that juliet is a double-agent for SD-6? sorry that was a different jj abrams show wasn’t it? or was it? that episode where they killed off paolo and nikki for absolutely no reason (which by the way is the same reason they brought them on) i really felt like i was watching alias, season 3 (which is not good). anyway.. we didn’t even see juliet except when she was “having dinner” with jack. “i had dinner with juliet last night,” are ya kiddin’ me? they have really settled in haven’t they? doesn’t anybody WANT to get OFF this god forsaken island? i would, just to get away from these idiots, especially desmond. who cares about desmond??? he’s there voluntarily for chrissake! and why does nobody ask him what he knows.. and why doesn’t anybody ask juliet why the others were running around dressed like scary slack-jawed yocals before? why do i bother asking why none of them ever asks anybody anything about what’s going on. oh and here’s another issue… MARSHMALLOWS?!?? why the hell would they have marshmallows? they were part of the food drop? because they’re such a dietary staple? if so, then where are the hershey bars and ghrahm crackers? oh and kate jumping sawyer while she was crying over jack? wow, that’s as pathetic as it gets, for everyone involved. but perhaps my biggest issue is why was the title of the episode “catch-22?” yes i know that was the book that the person who fell from the sky dropped, tho i don’t know in what language catch is spelled artle, but i know what that book is about. not from having read it myself of course, i just heard it mentioned multiple times in a short period of time so i asked somebody who did read it and it’s a comical perspective on the futility of war. the only correlation i see is the futility of me watching this show and then getting angry when it sucks. oh wait.. maybe they were going with desmond’s dilema that if he saves charlie, then the girl who’s not penny dies and vis-a-versa. but that’s not exactly profound is it? but the biggest issue of all that i have with this episode is that i had a dream last night that i was making out with sawyer!! not, the actor who plays sawyer, but sawyer, on the island, and i did it in front of kate, and i did it to piss kate off. and while i’m happy to report it worked, i’m rather embarrassed to admit any of it so i’m going to stop now. god i have to stop watching this show!