brandon was at the hollywood premier of “The Transformers” last night..
i’m not sure who to be jealous of… brandon because i can’t wait to see this movie, or the bots because they got to see brandon (even tho it was with the bad hair), or this hooker…
and of course brandon is still sporting his man-gagement [...]
Yes I am aware that paris is out of jail… i just don’t care!! i suspect, that in actuality, NO ONE CARES!! seriously, hasn’t it been nice for the last two weeks not to fucking hear about her? i mean do you think that if we NEVER heard paris hilton mentioned again, ANYONE would [...]
so i’ve been staring at this blank page for about 5 minutes wondering what to post about – summer reality, tv which is quite irritaining; the saga that is the story of my new car, which i’m still not really prepared to delve into; the fact that the schedules at both drive ins this weekend [...]
Brandon, you remember brandon, showed up in a collection of “notable quotes” last week when asked about the super-sequel:
“As far as I know it is going to be called Superman: Man Of Steel. I have to get back to the gym. I’ve let myself go.”
honey, first you’ve got to get back to the barber!!
what the [...]
so we went to the drive in this weekend (that’s two weekends in a row – woohoo) and by the way, we went to Cinderella Twin this time because they no longer have a “No Pets” policy posted on their website or marquee. thank god, ’cause we were prepared to cause a scene and/or demonstrate [...]
no, i haven’t been in mourning over the Sopranos, in fact now that i think about it, i didn’t even think about it yesterday, on the first Soprano-less sunday. i’ve just been busy because life does go on and on and on..
how damn cute is my dog?! look at her sitting, all sophisticated having some [...]
..life goes on.” those were the immortal words of Paulie Walnuts during the last episode ever of the Sopranos.
i am in the overwhelming minority who found the finale fantastic. it was ideal, everybody was in perfect form:
Carmella’s reaction to finding out Hunter is in med school
Janice jokes about having to hook another husband
A.J. forgoes his [...]
not only did paris get sent back to the slammer, we are actually going to the DRIVE IN!!
Cinderella Twin is featuring on screen two Ocean’s 13 ! we are VERY excited!
My arrival at the big premier should look something like this..
and my date & i will look something like this..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
actually i’ll be in pajama pants [...]
yesterday i was depressed. paris went home, it was official, there was no justice in the world. i perked up a little last night when i went to sonic for my free root beer float, but i was still feeling pretty disgruntled (more so than usual even). but i was opposed to posting anything paris [...]