yesterday i was depressed. paris went home, it was official, there was no justice in the world. i perked up a little last night when i went to sonic for my free root beer float, but i was still feeling pretty disgruntled (more so than usual even). but i was opposed to posting anything paris related in my blog.

but today… the sky is bluer, the air is fresher, and once again the world is as it should be.

(raise your hand if you’re considering making this your christmas card this year)

i don’t care if she had a claustrophobic panic attack, an outbreak of herpes, convulsions caused by withdrawals, or most likely all of the above; they have doctors in prison! women are in prison who have cancer, women in prison give birth, and chrissake it’s supposed to be scary and panic-inducing, it’s PRISON !!

anyway, i came home and turned on nancy grace and giggled with delight like it was christmas morning! thank you, baby jesus, for putting paris back in the pokey.

btw, i would like to second the nomination that was made on the superficial for Judge Michael Sauer for President of the Entire Universe!