Yes I am aware that paris is out of jail… i just don’t care!! i suspect, that in actuality, NO ONE CARES!! seriously, hasn’t it been nice for the last two weeks not to fucking hear about her? i mean do you think that if we NEVER heard paris hilton mentioned again, ANYONE would EVER say “wow, i really wish i knew what paris was up to, i really miss hearing about her and her dui’s & std’s.” NO! NOBODY would ever say that!! so the paparazzi can claim all they want that they only do what they do, harass celebrities endlessly, and bombard us with pictures of paris and the rest of the vagina brigade (aka, lindsay, britney, nicole, & the rest), because they’re just supplying our demand; but i say piss off! i don’t care if i never see another picture of any of them!! [ok, i might eventually wonder whatever happened to britney spears, but i would be happy to have to wonder.] seriously! the parade of crotch-shots going thru the revolving door of rehab… it’s just enough already! grow the fuck up! it’s just alcohol, it’s just cocaine, it’s just sex, it’s been around since the dawn of man, get over it! learn to handle your shit or just o.d. already! go to school, get a job, get some self-awareness, or get the fuck off the planet!! you’ve put me off gossip for chrissake, so please citfo!

whew.. wow.. sorry.. had no idea i was harboring all that!

anyway.. yes, i am also aware that despite my insistence that no body cares about paris, and certainly not about anything she has to say, she’s going to be the guest on larry king tonight.. i just don’t care!! btw, let me just interject that i have never understood larry king’s career. and by that i mean i don’t understand why he HAS a career. he sucks! he asks the most inane, obvious questions and always turns the topic of conversation to himself. hey, so i guess when he retires, which i suspect will be never, because i suspect he’s actually a cyborg, carson daly can take his place because i don’t understand why he has a career either. hey larry, how is it that you get to be considered a “serious journalist” when you’re clearly just a ratings whore like everybody else - why else would you even WANT to interview paris herpes?! and come on man, the suspenders.. seriously? anyway, i never liked him but with him doing this interview on his prime time, cnn, “respectable” talk show.. he’s going straight to the Dead To Me list!

which brings me to the real reason for this post. i am having a hard time keeping track of who or what is on my lists and i would hate to put somebody on the “on notice” list when they are actually already “dead to me.” that would be unprofessional of me, and just plain embarrassing. so i am creating static pages on my blog that will serve as dynamic sources for the ever-changing lists of those who are “ON NOTICE,” and those who are just plain “DEAD TO ME”. as soon as the lists are accessible i will provide a link. and please feel free to provide recommendations for either list!