brandon was at the hollywood premier of “The Transformers” last night..

i’m not sure who to be jealous of… brandon because i can’t wait to see this movie, or the bots because they got to see brandon (even tho it was with the bad hair), or this hooker…

and of course brandon is still sporting his man-gagement ring, but wait.. what’s this???

it almost looks like she has him on one of those leashes that moms used to put on their toddlers in the mall. or is it a bracelet to prove he’s old enough to drink (cause sometimes it is hard to tell)? or did he escape from the psych ward to come to the premier? how odd…

so i looked at pics of other people at the premier..

josh douchehandle wasn’t wearing a leash or a man-gagement ring (oh yeah.. fergie dumped him. how embarassing). but it looks like he had a date with a dude (which might explain why fergie dumped him).

oh wait, that’s michael bay. he looks younger than i thought he would.

anywhooo… i can’t wait to see this movie! wait i already said that. but holy robots, it’s got a 100% from critics on rotten tomatoes!! granted there are only 7 official reviews and they’re probably all by geeky dudes in their 30’s, but wow! and it’s got 80% from users! (i’ll bet josh douchehandle’s performance is bringing it down) we’ll be seeing it in a theater, an actual enclosed, indoor theater where you sit in chairs not your car, but maybe not as soon as it opens. it may be the greatest movie ever but it’s not worth dealing with a bunch of teenagers!

in the meantime, we’ll probably be checking out John McClane (also getting surprisingly good reviews) and The Silver Surfer this weekend at the drive in.