Princess Glenda

Bastardino has just about had it with Polepettina..

 
OH NO!!

..but in this case you only need two!

yes, i know i’m behind in my blogging – and i don’t have time to catch up right now, but i need to replace that picture of hohan that is polluting up the top of my blog.

Lindsay Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. —WOW! top that paris & nicole!
Sources say her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit. And police told TMZ, cocaine was found [...]

Cirque du Soleil was fantastic!! as expected each act is more amazing than the last. and believe it or not nobody bugged us. ok, well there was an old guy working in the parking lot that looked sorta miserable so m smiled and waved at him and he just looked at her like she was [...]

i don’t think any clever comments could prepare you for this manifesto from smashing pumpkins lead, billy corgan. you just have to read it to believe it:
An Open Letter from Billy Corgan
July 10, 2007
My Dear Friends,
Today is the greatest day you’ve ever known.
Seven years, seven months, and ten days ago, the clock struck midnight, 2000, [...]

criss angel’s fan club, called “the loyal” requires that members pay $36/year for a standard membership, which makes them simply a “Loyal”, or $99/YEAR to be a “Loyal freak.”
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, i hate his fans more than i hate him because as the mind idiot himself says, without them [...]

i was considering putting Stephen Colbert on my “On Notice” list for being gone from my life for two weeks, but he’s back!! and i knew he would be happy about the pope finally just coming out with the declaration that catholics are right and everybody else is going to hell. i’m paraphrasing but it [...]

Dateline: Denver, Friday the 13th – Josh Blue, 2006 winner of “last comic standing” makes his homecoming performance at the paramount theater in lovely downtown denver. sounds like a good time so i got tickets, and first and foremost let me say that josh was as hysterical as ever. yay, josh!
HOWEVER, it was an unpleasant [...]

ok.. apparently it’s not just me who had questions about brandon’s ring. this was actually a news item on contactmusic.com:
SUPERMAN’S ENGAGEMENT RING MADE FROM STONEHENGE ROCK
Hollywood actor BRANDON ROUTH’s engagement ring is crafted from a blue stone he picked up at English historical landmark Stonehenge. The Superman Returns star, who is set to marry [...]

so this didn’t happen where i work, but where a friend of someone i work with works (huh?), and they were kind enough to share the insanity.
the following emails were actually exchanged company wide, at a company here in denver, with the subject line, “Police Activity” (names, including the company name, have been removed to [...]