so i forgot to mention that last night after spending 2.5 hours (no idea how) going to two 7-11’s, well one 7-11 and one Kwik-E-Mart, both which had gas pumps i was on the way home in the decepticon and realized i needed gas. then while i was standing at the pump i realized i really, really needed to pee (musta been the squisheee). so regretfully (but really there was no way i could wait the 5-10 minutes it was gonna take to get home) i started the pump and started to shuffle to the sore, a circle k with no simpsons in sight, and a guy who had just backed out of a parking stall in front of the store put his window down and asked me if i wanted a pack of cigarettes… i said “what” so he held out his hand with a pack of parliament cigarettes (wait.. are there really cigarettes called “parliament” that kind of sounds like something on the simpsons. wait.. the cigarettes on the simpsons are called “laramies”), and he said again, “do you want a pack of cigarettes?” to which i replied, “what.. are they giving them away now?” and he said “i just thought i would ask before i threw them away.” and i said, “no thanks, i think you SHOULD throw them away.”

he sped away and i sped to the ladies room.

WTF???

ps: more random weirdness.. i have a really mean looking scratch on my stomach that’s about 4-5 inches long. and i have NO IDEA how it got there.

i know.. that was TMI but how weird is that?