… it was like magic! last week when the news broke about criss angel whose real name is christopher streptococcus or something like that (it’s all greek to me - hahahahahahahaha!) is in fact MARRIED.. wait a sec, wasn’t he dating cameron diaz (huh?) and makin’ out with paris hilton (ehww!)… hence, the scandal. and now the soon-to-be EX mrs. streptococcus is PISSED and pullin’ out the big gun, Dominic Barbara. if you don’t know who that is, google him, but i’ll just say he was joey buttafuco’s lawyer and a friend of howard stern (the radio guy not anna nicole’s asshole attorney). and, bottom line, mr. mindfreak is in big trouble!!! and i know i should have covered this sooner, but as nice as it is to see him in this predicament, i still don’t enjoy blogging about him.

anyway, if you want all the dirty laundry and gory details of the he said / she said fest that’s going on in the press, and about how cameron diaz is getting subpoenaed - can’t you just hear her screetching at her publicist to get her out of this pr nightmare, “i only went out with him 4 times!!” maybe she was on ambien and actually sleep-walking on those 4 alleged dates - google “criss angel divorce,” the headlines alone are really, really entertaining.

wow, i thought it was going to be fun to monitor the mindfreak / diaz relationship but i never could have imagined this.. this is awesome!!

anywhoo.. when this first came up and we were looking at the online coverage there were photos of mr. streptococcus (ok, his real last name, for the record is Sarantakos) in which he was trying to look presentable, normal even, unlike his usual look, aka douchebaggieness.

so in his semi-normal state i noticed that his dark brown hair had low-lights (which differ completely from highlights) of red & blond - just like mine!! this was not acceptable! i colored my hair that very night. it’s now “dark golden brown,” which makes the low-lights various shades of reddish-brown.  damn you mindcreep!! i liked my souped-up hair, my friends had nicknames for it: sex hair, stripper hair, racing stripes, & mid-life crisis hair.

this is reason # 37 for me to hate criss angel-streptococcus.

good luck with the divorce, minddouche!