i was considering putting Stephen Colbert on my “On Notice” list for being gone from my life for two weeks, but he’s back!! and i knew he would be happy about the pope finally just coming out with the declaration that catholics are right and everybody else is going to hell. i’m paraphrasing but it was something along those lines.

Stephen also reported during his first day back at the “Repor(t)” that new market studies show that tolerant communities where gays, lesbians, and creative bohemian types move in, the property value goes up. and according to him, without these types we wouldn’t have things like google, you tube, and shirtlesshunksbagginggroceries.com, which was the fourth most googled word today!

welcome back, stephen!