criss angel’s fan club, called “the loyal” requires that members pay $36/year for a standard membership, which makes them simply a “Loyal”, or $99/YEAR to be a “Loyal freak.”
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, i hate his fans more than i hate him because as the mind idiot himself says, without them he wouldn’t have a career. but if the fan club fees weren’t enough to freak my mind, check out the rules for posting in “the loyal community” which is surprisingly free. i bolded some of the highlights and put my commentary [in brackets]:
What thy mods sayeth, goeth! [you can already tell this is going to be good..]
1. First and foremost: respect must be shown at all times to ALL members and
especially Criss, his family, the Mindfreak crew, AND all guest stars.
a) In regards to respect being shown to Criss, this includes actual and
fantasy experiences. [i don't even want to know what that means]
b) All rumors about who Criss was last seen out with or speculation on who he
is involved with will be deleted. [so i guess there will be no mention of this..
...or of headlines like this, "Lindsay Lohan caught romancing Diaz ex Criss Angel."]
c) This also includes speculation on Criss’ sexuality. It’s fairly obvious
Criss loves the ladies 
[hahahahaha, that's no lady, that's lindsay lohan. hahahahaha!]
c) “Bashing” and “Flaming” will not be tolerated and the posts will be
deleted at once.
d) Topics asking for personal information such as personal email address or
phone number will be DELETED immediately. Not only is it rude to ask, it’s
also a violation of his privacy.
2. Please remember this board is viewed by all ages and do not post topics
that are not “of age” Also, please take notice that we have all ages,
creeds, religions, locations and types on this board. Please make sure no
group would find your post or topic offensive. No nudity, body image
jokes/remarks, racial slurs, fights about religion, drug references, talk
of violence or sexual material. Please try not to post sexual comments this
is a family board. If we find the post offensive or get complaints about
it, it will be removed with or without notification.
a) All photos with rude gestures will be removed.
3. Do not post topics asking where you can download Criss’ music for free. This is ILLEGAL and your topic will get deleted. We do not condone
downloading Criss’ work for free in any way. [dude, i paid $99 fucking dollars to be in this shitty club. and i don't even get to dl his shitty music??]
4. While this board is about friendships as well as Criss Angel, please keep
personal matters and problems off the board. It is ok to ask for help or
advice on a topic but please contact Moderator Sam or Moderator Dru to get
the ok to post the topic. If your problem is serious or life threatening
please seek professional help at once. [trust me.. all you people have serious problems and should seek professional help at once.]
a) If you are having a serious problem with another member (i.e. harassment)
PLEASE do NOT hesitate to contact Moderator Sam or Moderator Dru to get it
taken care of. We care about our members and want this to be a safe and
friendly forum for everyone.
5. Think before you post… use common sense in your postings. Re-read what
you are posting and make sure it makes sense and follows the rules. Also,
please remember that excessive posts about Criss’ appearance can get old fast. Remember, there is so much more to Criss than his looks. Numerous posts about “how hot” he is are not needed. [but....]
a) Posts that are only for discussion of Criss’ looks such as “OMGZ CRISS SI SOOO SEXXIE HIS ABBS ARE HAWT!1!!!1″ will be deleted. Many members are
already quite aware of how attractive Criss is, there is no need to post
new topics about it. [..but.but nobody else wants to frickin' hear it, so what's a loyal in love to do?]
6. Check for your topic before you make a post. It will be more user-friendly
if we can keep similar topics in one thread instead of several smaller
threads. And that means go further then just the first page, or use the
search option. Repeat topics will be deleted and/or locked and redirected.
7. Please do not “debunk” or explain how illusions and effects are done. Itis ok to discuss thoughts but this is a fan board for Criss Angel, not a
forum to discuss HOW the illusions are done. There is plenty of those out
there go find one, DO NOT talk about it here. If you want to talk about it
with a member email or private message them. [what are you afraid of lemmings?]
8. Please be nice and respect the Mods. We are here to help. As long and you
read the follow the board rules everything should be cool.
We would also like to add that posts will be deleted if they don’t to abide
by the rules. You are welcome to your own opinions, but please don’t be
rude about it and please make sure they follow the rules. For the record,
Criss does not use black magic or any form of it. If posters cause problems in regards to this issue, the message will be deleted. [yeah.. no black magic or any other color magic. it's called editing and infomercial caliber actors, folks. chrissake people, do you believe in santa claus too?!!]
If there is any problems at any time with any member or post please contact
Moderator Sam or Moderator Dru privately and we will fix or resolve the
problem the best we can!
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wow! somebody’s taking themselves a bit too seriously! i’m not even going to get into the people who have criss angel tattoos.
i think all this is making what’s left of my brain crave something intellectual - that’s it.. i’m off to play some online bowling.
