Lindsay Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. —WOW! top that paris & nicole!

Sources say her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit. And police told TMZ, cocaine was found in her pants pocket.

[btw, most of this is from TMZ.com - they're like all lindsay all the time at this point, and i don't think i could do it justice.]

Lindsay’s attorney issued the following statement: “Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”

Hohan’s former assistant saw this whole thing coming … in her rear view mirror! According to police, Lohan’s assistant quit just hours before the arrest, and when the assistant’s mother came to pick her up, Lindsay gave chase. Supposubly the assistant’s mother called the police, warning them that Lindsay was hot on their tail, and that she was headed for the nearest police station.

WTF??!

here’s what i don’t get… why does she still get to work? (this is based on the assumption that this won’t affect her career or prevent her from getting roles, which i feel is a safe assumption.) who do you know that could get busted for driving drunk, with no license, in possession of cocaine, and get to keep their job?! seriously.. why would you cast her in your movie?? not that i think this is the biggest issue here by any stretch it just occurred to me, that this is such bull shit. can we please, as a nation decide take a vote and put these skanky bitches on an island somewhere (like mars). we’ll start with lindsay, britney, and paris and send others as it becomes necessary. let them spread their std’s amongst themselves and stay out of our lives!