The following are comments from just one post on just one blog, D-listed:

• Brit’s rumored man toy, Criss Angel, also showed up. That man always looks like he’s just crawled out from the inside of a roach motel. He’s like a low-rent Tommy Lee without the 10-inch cock.
• Criss Angel looks like a gay Paul Stanley.
• Does anyone else see the resemblence between Criss Angel and Cameron Diaz? I swear they look like twins…
• I’m so tired of this Criss Angel FAG.. I mean he fucks a few Sluts and what, now he is at the VMA’s and in the light. WTF.. He needs a show on VH1 now w/ Mystery, the Pick up Artist.. Another tool who doesn’t know anything about women. And I know this, b/c no one stays w/ him very long.. *herpes* cough cough.. Crap, I hope that didn’t sound like I got herpes from him, b/c I didn’t OK??
• Maybe Criss Angel, while in bed, can magically transform himself into someone attractive. Tommy Lee with syphilis is still hotter. (Did I just write that?)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [sigh] somehow it just makes me feel better about life on this planet.