Archive for October, 2007

Happy Halloween?? It kinda feels like christmas!

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

ding dong the dog is done! talk about shooting yourself in the foot.. and i don’t mean with a pepper ball gun! damn duane! nicely done! and i don’t think 28 days in the isaiah washington center for asshole rehabilitation is going to fix this or even a date with al sharpton which you’re already [...]

A Rare Retraction

Monday, October 29th, 2007

{alternate title, the “The World Series of Lying”} almost as rarely as stephen colbert, i have to issue a retraction, but this is one of those times.. m reminded me that for game 2 of the world series we were for the most part out to dinner w/our friend monica. so it was only 5 [...]

The World Series of boredom

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

i watched six (6) baseball games in their entirety in less than two weeks. the last two of the boston/cleveland series and all of the world series…. and all i have to say is, thank god the red sox swept because i couldn’t have taken any more! ok, so that’s not really all i have [...]

David Beckham – Most Masculine Man Alive

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

ok, it took awhile to regain my composure after typing that.. wow, really?? {sigh} you poor girls (and boys) who voted in this online poll on askmen.com. btw, here’s the whole top 10: 1) David Beckham 2) Matt Damon 3) Timbaland 4) Roger Federer 5) Justin Timberlake 6) Daniel Craig 7) Steve Jobs George Clooney [...]

Hugh Jackman to his agent.. “you’re fired!”

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

..and i didn’t even get a chance to blog about how laughably bad it was! “Viva Laughlin” officially craps out, gets canceled ————————– Update: ooops! turns out Wolverine had nobody to blame but himself. “”Viva Laughlin” was the first project for Jackman’s Australian production company, Seed, which he owns.” the really sad thing is that [...]

It’s hard out there for a celebrity

Friday, October 19th, 2007

It’s been a rough week for the famous.. britney got a nasty dent in her mercedes when she hit somebody else’s mercedes and got charged with a hit & run. then she lost all visitation rights to her kids. then she ran over some poor paparazzo’s foot who will no doubt sue her even tho [...]

“In a two-run game deuces are wild in the eighth”

Monday, October 15th, 2007

It’s statements like this, which I actually heard the announcer say when I checked up on the score of The Rockies game, that will keep me from jumping on this band wagon (plus baseball is just boring).. wtf does that mean?? are they playing cards to kill time in the dugout? anyway… CONGRATULATIONS NATIONAL LEAGUE [...]

blogger’s block

Monday, October 15th, 2007

yes, yes, nearly two weeks is nearly unacceptable, but sometimes as a blogger you just get blocked or burnt out or something. basically sometimes its just not fun to blog. but here are a few highlights of the last two weeks… got a visit from Zorak, he was just hangin’ out in front of our [...]

we’ve been googled! (and not in a good way)

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

so i was pulling into our neighborhood today and this car was coming towards me with this strange apparatus sticking up about four feet in the air. i thought it was odd but lots of those wacky outdoorsy people here have crazy bike and/or ski racks on top of their cars so i assumed it [...]

It’s Britney’s world.. we just live in it

Monday, October 1st, 2007

so either it was a slow news day today or else britney spears is no longer just a celebrity who’s life should be chronicled on page six or somewhere under “entertainment news,” and since we are at WAR i can only assume the latter and that britney’s custody issues trump death & destruction, politics, or [...]