ok, it took awhile to regain my composure after typing that.. wow, really?? {sigh} you poor girls (and boys) who voted in this online poll on askmen.com. btw, here’s the whole top 10:

1) David Beckham
2) Matt Damon
3) Timbaland
4) Roger Federer
5) Justin Timberlake
6) Daniel Craig
7) Steve Jobs
George Clooney
9) Lewis Hamilton
10) Christian Bale

again.. really??!?? ok, george clooney, sure; daniel craig / 007, maybe, ok definitely for a british guy, more so than becks & batman that’s for sure. those two and mr. timberlake seem more suited for the Most “Metro” Man Alive. maybe i’ll host that online competition myself. and i’ll ask henry rollins to vote. he already made it clear to david beckham that he is NOT the only guy in LA with “crunchy hair, distressed jeans, and glowing skin.” [check it out on YouTube - Henry Rollins letter to David Beckham. it's fucking hilarious! and if you have time listen to henry's letter to carrot top too.]

apparently #4, roger federer is a tennis player, and i’m not saying tennis is un-masculine in some way but couldn’t you have found a decent looking hockey player instead. and don’t give me any of that missing teeth business because that is actually really rare. and #9, lewis hamilton is supposed to be some race car drivin’ hottie, and he does drive those tiny little formula 1 cars not the pimped out monte carlos they use in nascar, which does seem a little hotter, but i checked and my first thought is not “now that’s a masculine fellow.”

but even if the rest of the list was valid…. steve jobs??? really??

somebody is going to have to explain that one to me. is there another steve jobs i should be aware of?? we’re talking about the apple guy right?

somebody help me out here please..

ps: based on the apparent criteria i’m surprised brandon’s not on this list.
pss: i officially canceled my brandon routh google alert, btw. (i know, it’s kind of sad isn’t it?)